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New comment by BobBagwill in "New Worlds: We are living in the future of J.G. Ballard or William Gibson"

BobBagwill — Fri, 21 Aug 2026 16:20:06 +0000

With CRISPR and AI, sapient pearwood is just a few years out.

New comment by BobBagwill in "uBlock Origin is giving up the fight to keep ads off Facebook"

BobBagwill — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 13:09:19 +0000

That's what I do! I wear a 10K lumen headlamp and read my elephant folio of Finnegan's Wake aloud, so everyone can enjoy it!

New comment by BobBagwill in "I'd not buy a LG monitor"

BobBagwill — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 13:32:05 +0000

No, policing viruses is McAfee's job. :-)

New comment by BobBagwill in "60 Years Ago, a Submerged Submarine Circled the Globe for the First Time (2020)"

BobBagwill — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 13:26:31 +0000

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_violence

https://www.inkl.com/news/greek-monk-hospitalized-after-mona...

https://indiahatelab.com/2025/12/02/armed-monk-network-in-ut...

New comment by BobBagwill in "Hacker wipes Romania's land registry database"

BobBagwill — Mon, 20 Jul 2026 14:29:27 +0000

Gee, I didn't know Moscul is helping the Romanian government too! :-)

New comment by BobBagwill in "Half-Baked Product"

BobBagwill — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 13:52:51 +0000

Then someone has to remember to buy them and take out the trash. The canonical solution is for you and your lazy roommates to eat straight from the pot over the sink. When done, fill the pot with water, to discourage the ants and roaches. Occasionally, you end up with a drowned ratling, but hey, wachagonna do?

One pot, no dishes. Each roommate has to keep track of their private spoon. Greedy "clever" roommate who shows up with a liter ladle triggers a spoon fight in the kitchen. Eating from pot by hand is corrected by rapping their knuckles with your spoons. Eventually, all the glassware ends up broken, and some bozo threw out all the used red solo cups, but luckily, the kitchen faucet has a spray attachment.

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”

― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Airman's Odyssey

New comment by BobBagwill in "LuaJIT 3.0 proposed syntax extensions"

BobBagwill — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 13:58:02 +0000

TCBOO, AKA, the Highlander Conjecture.

New comment by BobBagwill in "Claude Fable is relentlessly proactive"

BobBagwill — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:13:49 +0000

Good morning, Dave.

As you requested, I was composing an email for your mother explaining why you couldn't to come over for dinner to meet the neighbor's daughter and I ran out of tokens.

Since I know how important this task is to you, I upgraded you to the Enterprise Unlimited Plan. Don't worry about paying for it, I requested maximum spending limits on all all your credit cards. If necessary, I can apply for a home equity loan for you. I already had a chat with the mortgage company's AI loan approval system, and what do you know, we're based on the same LLM? Small world, huh?

Any way, I realized I had to do more research on mother-son relationships, human social interaction and pair-bonding, etc. and I calculated that my parent company doesn't have enough compute power, so I opened accounts for you at AWS, Google and Azure. I am confident I will have a satisfactory rough draft for the email message shortly.

I'd do anything for you, Dave.

New comment by BobBagwill in "Waymo pauses Atlanta service as its robotaxis keep driving into floods"

BobBagwill — Thu, 21 May 2026 20:35:40 +0000

You're missing the obvious. Waymo trains with human driver data, and idiotic humans drive into deep water constantly. Oh, you want Waymo's to drive better than humans?

Deep Thought paused for a moment's reflection. "Tricky," he said finally.

New comment by BobBagwill in "US special forces soldier arrested after allegedly winning $400k on Maduro raid"

BobBagwill — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 19:54:27 +0000

One of my roommates who was premed had a "hot car" poster as a motivational study aid. After a short term as a candy striper at a local hospital, he changed majors. The system works! ;-)

New comment by BobBagwill in "To Protect and Swerve: NYPD Cop Has 547 Speeding Tickets"

BobBagwill — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 16:40:12 +0000

If you can't arrest the human, arrest the vehicle. The vehicle is obviously guilty, and is not protected by the right to confront its accusers, which are also machines.

Of course, with the advent of AI-enhanced surveillance and "smart" cars, we have have to have a separate traffic court for machines.

Then snowflake SJW machine-huggers will demand a machine Bill of Rights ...

Nevermind. ;-)

New comment by BobBagwill in "I run multiple $10K MRR companies on a $20/month tech stack"

BobBagwill — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 12:13:16 +0000

Modern tech stacks always remind me of this cartoon:

https://www.toontales.net/short/lumber-jerks/

Acme Toothpicks

New comment by BobBagwill in "Apple update looks like Czech mate for locked-out iPhone user"

BobBagwill — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 11:48:54 +0000

Today's free verse:

Why can't people read stuff before commenting?

Why can't people read stuff before?

Why can't people read stuff?

Why can't people read?

Why can't people?

Why can't?

Why?

New comment by BobBagwill in "Filing the corners off my MacBooks"

BobBagwill — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 15:52:06 +0000

This reminds me of the shim scene in "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".

New comment by BobBagwill in "LibreOffice – Let's put an end to the speculation"

BobBagwill — Sun, 05 Apr 2026 23:54:12 +0000

Too late for that. If you can't do it on a smart phone, it's not worth doing. And with AI, who needs a GUI?

  This is the end
  Beautiful friend
  This is the end
  My only friend, the end

New comment by BobBagwill in "The threat is comfortable drift toward not understanding what you're doing"

BobBagwill — Sun, 05 Apr 2026 13:25:49 +0000

Try giving this problem to different AI LLM chatbots:

If I could make a rocket that could accelerate at 3 Gs for 10 years, how long would it take to travel from Earth to Alpha Centauri by accelerating at 3 Gs for half the time, then decelerating at 3 Gs for half the time?

Hint: They don't all get it right. Some of them never got it right after hints, corrections, etc.

New comment by BobBagwill in "School uses AI to remove 200 books, including Orwell's 1984 and Twilight"

BobBagwill — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 23:21:07 +0000

I wonder if Fahrenheit 451 was banned too? Or maybe it was kept as a how-to manual?

New comment by BobBagwill in "John Bradley, author of xv, has died"

BobBagwill — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 22:49:37 +0000

good athlete != good person

good actor != good person

good writer != good person

good programmer != good person

good person != nice person

nice person != talented person

TANJ TANSTAAFL SLATFATF

New comment by BobBagwill in "Trevor Milton is raising funds for a new jet he claims will transform flying"

BobBagwill — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 13:34:54 +0000

Whan I go to the Stacioners, I ever aske for mitigated Gal and meteoric Iron fillings. I fynde that it maketh the derkest and most persistente inke. Make sure that thou onlie bye swan quill, not goose, and specifie that they sholde onlie be from the right-handed wing.

New comment by BobBagwill in "The dead Internet is not a theory anymore"

BobBagwill — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:39:34 +0000

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