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New comment by blabla_bla in "I won't download your app. The web version is a-ok"

blabla_bla — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 15:48:17 +0000

I got the entire idea from the title, no need for the article 's body.

And when I started reading I got bored after a few paragraphs since, again, I already got the idea.

Do we really need more than a title for these articles?

New comment by blabla_bla in "What “The Best” Looks Like"

blabla_bla — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:17:47 +0000

They hired Boris on a Tuesday because HR misread “Kubernetes” as “knits sweaters.”

Day 1: Manager: “So… what do you work on?” Boris (staring into middle distance): “I improve latency.” Everyone nods. No one knows whose.

Week 2, Boris replaces the build pipeline with something called *Hyper-Schrödinger-CI*. It both passes and fails until observed. QA quits.

Week 5: PM: “Why is the app faster?” Boris: “I removed time.” PM: “From… the app?” Boris: “From the concept.”

Graphs go up. Metrics look illegal. AWS bill drops to negative dollars. Finance sends an email asking if Boris is laundering compute.

Standup becomes surreal. Engineer: “What did you do yesterday?” Boris: “Refactored causality.” Scrum Master: “Blocked on anything?” Boris: “Yes. Reality.”

No one dares touch his code. It’s just one file named `truth.go` with no comments and perfect indentation.

Then one day, customers vanish. Revenue hits zero. The system is too optimized. It no longer needs users.

Company goes bankrupt. Boris is unfazed. As he leaves, he turns back: “I warned you. I optimize endgames.”

The repo still compiles. No one knows why.

New comment by blabla_bla in "Why does SSH send 100 packets per keystroke?"

blabla_bla — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 15:16:55 +0000

SSH now deliberately sends many dummy (“chaff”) packets per keystroke to obscure typing patterns and defeat keystroke-timing attacks. This privacy feature makes a single keypress look like heavy network activity, explaining why it can generate around 100 packets.