<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Hacker News: cynicalkane</title><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=cynicalkane</link><description>Hacker News RSS</description><docs>https://hnrss.org/</docs><generator>hnrss v2.1.1</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 09:46:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://hnrss.org/user?id=cynicalkane" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"></atom:link><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by cynicalkane in "447 TB/cm² at zero retention energy – atomic-scale memory on fluorographane"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Yes, this paper is insane. The actual quote about caching is:<p>> Once a region of tape has been read, the controller stores the
result. Subsequent operations reference the cache rather than re-interrogating the physical
medium. Re-reading a known bit is unnecessary; the controller already holds its state<p>However, earlier, the paper claims:<p>> The transformer architectures underpin-
ning modern large language models are bandwidth-limited, not compute-limited [1–3]. The
energy consumed moving data between DRAM, NAND flash, and processor cache already
exceeds the energy consumed by arithmetic in datacenter AI accelerators [2]. <i>This is not an
optimization problem. It is a materials problem</i> [emphasis mine].<p>as part of a longer rant about the AI "memory wall" in the very first section. If we open with a long spiel about how memory is expensive in material cost and energy cost and this material is a solution for that then <i>what are we caching the read in</i>? On that note, what kind of computer engineer thinks about cache on the order of individual bits on a medium?<p>And, as you point out, 25 PB/s is a lot. Around 1000x that of a typical on-die SRAM cache, I think.<p>A while later, the author speaks of using atomic force microscopy to read the data back. The size of AFM scans are, in practice, as I understand, along the order of square micrometers. I think this whole paper is an AI-driven, as you put it, 'fever dream', enabling an author to put forth 60 pages of sciencey claims and sciencey math without -- as far as I can tell -- any concrete and novel scientific result of any kind. AI-driven reality warps are not new; the difference is nowdays AIs are good enough at sounding smart to get past the barriers of a typical smart person who might want to be fooled or make a show of being open-minded. Later on, the author proposes using "shaped femtosecond IR pulses" -- without further elaboration -- to address single atoms! IR wavelengths are on the order of a micrometer at minimum!</p>
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<p>Strong chance the same robot that wrote the benchmark also wrote the sentence to sound impressive.<p>This is another one of the vibe-coded slop projects that are routinely frontpaging HN now. As someone else pointed out, the single author has "written" >100kLOC in diffs per week. It's not possible that any human knows what's in the codebase in any reasonable detail.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2026 11:31:32 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47476430</link><dc:creator>cynicalkane</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47476430</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47476430</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by cynicalkane in "Nightingale – open-source karaoke app that works with any song on your computer"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>This is a really embarrassing post. You stalked the author's online presence, turned up a TCP bridge utility, not really relevant to anything, and tried to shame the author for writing it, all so you can pretend you won an argument on the Internet?</p>
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<p>The app is vibecoded. The author isn't making decisions about these tradeoffs and possibly wasn't aware of the implications of these decisions at all. The robot they used tried to fulfill its given prompts at the expense of everything else, which is why it's looking in bad directories and trying to install Docker environments in the build script.<p>I suspect that some of the author's comments in this thread are vibe-written, also. They are LLM-flavored and contrast strongly vs. their regular commenting.</p>
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<p>The awful graphic at the top is certainly not made by a human.</p>
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<p>OP didn't claim you of misrepresenting facts in the document directly; OP claimed you of grossly mischaracterizing those facts in order to support claims the document does not support. The document is cited as supporting massive fraud "beyond intellectually serious dispute" while the scale of the fraud is disputed in the cited document.<p>But, on the other hand, I suppose intellectually serious dispute requires both sides to be intellectually serious. One good step in that direction would be to arrange one's citations such that they are supporting the claims you are citing them for.<p>I will also remark, as others have, that it's odd to make a big deal about this particular fraud when there's a lot more fraud happening a lot more obviously in a lot more of the nation. This is not to question Minnesota officials who are, rightly and appropriately, investigating suspected fraud in their zone of investigation; but it is worth questioning voices who have, apropos of nothing I can discern, made decisions about what's important to talk about and what isn't, and further made decisions to misrepresent allegations in alignment with people who very aggressively lie for evil reasons. As others have pointed out, the essay's core is seemingly cromulent, and it doesn't need you to do that.</p>
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<p>Many Cyrillic letters are Latin-looking, but actually have direct Greek analogues due to the history of the writing system. If you don't know Greek letters, you'd have a hard time guessing р made a 'r' sound. If you do, it's a natural guess.</p>
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<p>The rich do not, in general, possess Scrooge McDuck vaults full of "prior government backed currency". The assets of the wealthy are generally real assets and business investments.<p>Cash is such a poor investment that the word "investment" typically means trying to find something more productive than holding cash. Neither do alternatives to cash have a reliable history of benefitting the poor. In the US there's been lots of attempts at local currencies; they tend to fail naturally without government interference. Recently, cryptographic alternatives to cash have mostly served to benefit crypto barons and scammers.</p>
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<p>I read this good breakdown on 'The Mother Tongue' on everything2 sometime ago: <a href="https://everything2.com/title/The+Mother+Tongue%253A+English+and+How+it+Got+That+Way#google_vignette" rel="nofollow">https://everything2.com/title/The+Mother+Tongue%253A+English...</a></p>
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<p>It's interesting that all these positions are called "common", but the actual board position might happen zero to one times in a lifetime, and I suspect it's usually zero times.<p>I noticed something similar when I played contract bridge at a competitive level. A top bridge player might play very roughly on the order of 10,000 hands a year, and vividly recall something that happens on the order of once a year as "oh yeah that's common". Of course I wasn't remotely close to them. But there is something about competitive games that seem to amplify the memory for certain kinds of unusual situations.<p>(Some people are commenting about under promoting to avoid stalemate traps down the line. I've always been a weak chess player, but... trying to set a stalemate trap <i>after</i> being down a queen, in a non-contrived position, is, like, adult chess players shouldn't do that. In my limited experience.)</p>
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<p>I can't remember where I read or saw this, but it struck me as the obvious key difference: In aviation, procedures and practices are developed in concert with experts in aviation maintenance, aviation engineering, various parts of system design, and the people who fly the darn planes. In medicine, the lobbyists, politicians, and software companies have political and economic incentives and communication structures quite divorced from the practiced expertise of actual end users, not to mention the people being treated. So you have all these 'best practices' being imposed that have little to do with the sorts of best practices health practitioners would do or want to do or what patients need.</p>
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<p>This is typical of Covid conspiracy theorists, or conspiracy theorists of any sort: one or two papers on one side prove something, but an overwhelming mountain of evidence on the other side does not prove something. The theorist makes no explanation as to how a planetful of scientists missed the obvious truth that some random dudes found; they just assert that it happened, or make some hand-waving explanation about how an inexplicable planet-wide force of censors is silencing the few unremarkable randos who somehow have the truth.<p>The first paper seems to claim a very standard cohort study is subject to "immortal time bias", an effect whereby measuring outcomes can seem to change them. The typical example of sampling time bias is that slow-growing cancers are more survivable than fast-growing ones, but also more likely to be measured by a screening, giving a correlation between screening and survivablility. So you get a time effect where more fast-acting cancers do not end up in the measurement, biasing the data.<p>But in measurements such that one outcome or the other does not bias the odds of that outcome being sampled, there can be no measurement time effect, which is why it's not corrected for in studies like this. The authors do not explain why measurement time effects would have anything to do with detecting or not detecting death rates in the abstract, or anywhere else in the paper, because they are quacks, who apply arbitrary math to get the outcome they want.<p>As another commenter pointed out, randomized controlled trials -- which cannot possibly have this made-up time effect -- often clearly show a strongly positive effect for vaccination.<p>I did not read the second paper.</p>
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<p>Excessive inflation is destructive but it requires a better explanation than that.<p>In a vacuum, if we all have 3-10% more money and things are 3-10% more expensive, we're not poorer unless there are secondary effects that make us poorer. It's the secondary effects that inflation has on investment, markets, and transfer of wealth that are negative. The effects of debt collapse during economic crisis is a considerably more expensive effect, and not one that's good for the poor, or the rich, or the middle class or anyone.<p>If you "genuinely cannot understand this", consider that the traditional perspective is that the point of an economy is to produce useful goods and services, not to produce an aesthetically pleasing inflation number. Recall that, in early 2020, markets were facing the greatest panic since the 1929 crash. The debt collapse and deflation that followed then precipitated an enormous amount of misery. I'm personally pretty happy we didn't get another Great Depression; Covid was bad enough without that happening.</p>
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<p>> They seemed very welcoming, sincere, and were kind and patient even when I was basically asserting that several of their beliefs were dumb<p>I don't think LessWrong is a cult (though certainly some of their offshoots are) but it's worth pointing out this is very characteristic of cult recruiting.<p>For cultists, recruiting cult fodder is of overriding psychological importance--they are sincere, yes, but the consequences are not what you and I would expect from sincere people. Devotion is not always advantageous.</p>
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<p>Are you claiming the New York Times is more likely than a comparable newspaper to fabricate random suggestions about astronauts? This is something they are "known to do"?<p>If you actually read the article, they include a direct link to the sources they cite and explain specifically what those sources say.</p>
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<p>When I write in Haskell, I find myself mentally glossing the returned monadic state, along the lines of, "Oh, an M x is just an x that does monady stuff to get the x". This becomes natural once you get the hang of do-notation and sometimes monad combinators. So I'm not really thinking about the monadic state in the return value a lot.<p>It's not really any less natural than thinking stateful programming, except now the state is a reified thing, which I think is strictly advantageous once you get used to it.</p>
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<p>...Sorry, that was unclear. Monad-as-monoids being associative corresponds to certain categorical diagrams being commutative.<p>It's the concept of categorical commutativity that's what's useful. A collection of types and functions is "commutative" if every way to get from type A to type B yields the same result. It happens a lot in Haskell where most or all of the operations you're interested in commute with each other, which is how Haskell gets its reputation of "if it compiles it works". In particular, if you `fmap` or `bind` two commutative functions, the result becomes commutative, too.</p>
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<p>What helped me grok the mathematical rigor is: If you have a series of monad operations that exist purely in monad world -- in Haskell, if your expression is parametric over the type of the monad -- you shouldn't have to worry about how you do it.<p>This is what monads being categorically commutative ("a monoid in the category of endofunctors") buys you. You want to turn monad X into monad Y? Sure, just join, flatten, return, bind in whatever way makes the type checker happy. Anything that only uses what's in the Monad typeclass must necessarily be a monad morphism, so if you're generic over your monads, you get that for free. And of course `fmap` and `bind` are required to be parameterized monad morphisms, so there's a lot you can get for free.</p>
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<p>Unironically yes. The reason people want taxes on profits is they think large, powerful companies are a threat... but if you think that, why tax money that large, powerful companies <i>don't</i> waste?<p>The other reason is to tax the rich, but you can do that by simply taxing the rich directly. If we fear powerful companies, we can put some sort of scaling size tax on the largest ones.</p>
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<p>This isn't always true. Stimulants can -- for a subpopulation, at least -- meaningfully improve focus in ADHD individuals in long-term measurable ways and low risk of side effects. This contrasts starkly to ordinary people, who will quickly build up a tolerance to typical stimulants. The difference is measurable with clinical tests.</p>
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