<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Hacker News: eastbound</title><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=eastbound</link><description>Hacker News RSS</description><docs>https://hnrss.org/</docs><generator>hnrss v2.1.1</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 08:10:26 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://hnrss.org/user?id=eastbound" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"></atom:link><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by eastbound in "Chimpanzees in Uganda locked in eight-year 'civil war', say researchers"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>> We are strongly, strongly evolutionary oriented away from 'murder'<p>The quantity of murders in bad neighborhoods tends to contradict. Even seems like a matter of routine wealth acquisition. Yes, society tries to chase the murderers but, I know the figure for France, even only 40% of murders get solved.<p>We’ve just built a fragile social construct that not everyone recognizes, against murder, among wealthy societies mostly.</p>
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<p>Which means no access to Claude.<p>Can’t wait for his sequel “I received a Cease and Desist Letter from Apple; Feeling encouraged, I registered the trademark ‘Wii subsystem for macOS’”.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 17:11:52 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47693155</link><dc:creator>eastbound</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47693155</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47693155</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by eastbound in "Chess in SQL"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>SQL can make 2D data, but it extremely bad at it. It’s a good opportunity to wonder whether this part can be improved.<p>“Pivot tables”: I often have a list of dates, then categories that I want to become columns. SQL can’t do that so there is a technique of spreading values to each column then doing a MAX of each value per date. It is clumsy and verbose but works perfectly… as long as categories are known in advance and fixed. There should be an SQL instruction to pivot those rows into columns.<p>Example: SELECT date, category, metric; -- I want to show 1 row per date only, with each category as a column.<p>```
SELECT date,<p>MAX(
CASE category WHEN ‘page_hits’ THEN metric END
) as “Page Hits”,<p>MAX(
CASE category WHEN ‘user_count’ THEN metric END
) as “User Count”<p>GROUP BY date;<p>^ Without MAX and GROUP BY:
2026-03-30  Value1 NULL
2026-03-30  NULL   Value2
2026-03-31  Value1 NULL
(etc)
The MAX just merges all rows of the same date.
```<p>SQL should just have an instruction like: SELECT date, PIVOT(category, metric); to display as many columns as categories.<p>This thought should be extended for more than 2 dimensions.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:40:33 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597632</link><dc:creator>eastbound</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597632</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597632</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by eastbound in "The road signs that teach travellers about France"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Absolutely terrible road design. I’m just saying: Yes it is enforced, active, alive and used.<p>Worse: It is inconsistent. My father was rolling out from a neighborhood from the right, hit a car: He didn’t have the right of way because the “cadastre” (the registry of ownership maps) said the land belonged to the neighborhood and therefore was private property. But in MY neighborhood, the neighborhood land belongs to the city and it would have given him priority.<p>I think as a country becomes more international, there are fewer unintuitive rules and more explicit markings required for everyone. That France didn’t change that is a mark of cute traditionalism.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:11:40 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597426</link><dc:creator>eastbound</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597426</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597426</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by eastbound in "The road signs that teach travellers about France"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>! There is right-hand priority in France! The absence of “Yield” sign means you must let the car from the right go, if they don’t have their own sign, EVEN if they’re from a smaller road (apart from private roads).<p>You were probably victim of a French person using their priority correctly, which is very misleading because you would have been found full-guilty. I call it an “implicit priority to the right” and municipalities use it abundantly to create slow traffic, but foreigners don’t always know that smaller innocent secondary streets can have priority OVER the main road of a village.</p>
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<p>Those monuments (from humans or from nature) should be obvious knowledge, but I generally don’t know any of them. It helps pacing the road trip, and be able to say “Mom, I’m at the level of the [Sainte Baume, for me]”.</p>
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<p>Respectfully, if we didn’t shutter men all the time, maybe there would be paradoxically more time for women. Unless we make it a zero-sum game where we’re all extremists who would lose if it makes the opponent lose too.<p>Mixed school is a bane for men, for example. I’m full on with the Mollahs on this one.</p>
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<p>Sodium lamps were deemed dangerous for driving” because they made it difficult for drivers to distinguish shapes, since they were different from day shapes. A kid in bright 1980ies colors (Little Red Hood) would look black under those lights.<p>LED was presented as a sharp improvement because of the large spectrum of white light.</p>
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<p>SOC2 requires to ensure all computers have the software updates installed. While certification apps can check every desktop with a monitor, ABM could just do it and enforce it.<p>SOC2 also encourages SSO.</p>
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<p>The big news here is the MDM, for free!<p>It used to be necessary to use a slew of dodgy providers like Jama, with is 2000 website (and why would I trust any small company with all my enterprise data). ABM didn’t provide the MDM part and that was most annoying. It seems normal to integrate account management and MDM, so I’d love to use it.<p>That ABM is full of bugs, the Apple team incompetent, and D&B being Dumb and Dunber is another question.</p>
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<p>The upside is that this is perfectly SOC2-compliant, as long as auditors don’t find out about the Raspberry.</p>
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<p>> Surveys exist, interviews exist, focus groups exist, fostering communities that you can engage is a thing, etc.<p>We all know it’s extremely, extremely hard to interact with your userbase.<p>> For example I was paid $500 an hour<p>+the time to find volunteers doubled that, so for $1000 an hour x 10 user interviews, a free software can have feedback from 0.001% of their users. I dislike telemetry, but it’s a lie to say it’s optional.<p>—a company with no telemetry on neither of our downloadable or cloud product.</p>
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<p>It is expensive. Add to this: On this audience, people will lose their passwords, leave outdated information, transfer their business, and not connect often — I bet the security is more costly that a technical audience.</p>
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<p>Still exists, without a book to talk about it. Travel is cheap and my lesson is that every sleeping condition is acceptable, provided it’s temporary. A friend came to see me in Sydney, from France, using hitchhiking. He loved Kazhakstan and central Asia, hated Vietnam (which I loved), and took a flight from Singapore to Pearth. Western countries are the most boring, apparently.</p>
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<p>> that decision not to include comments in JSON, but I think while shocking it was and is totally correct.<p>Yaml is fugly, but it emerged from JSON being unsupportive of comments. Now we’re stuck with two languages for configuration of infrastructure, a beautiful one without comments so unusable, the other where I can never format a list correctly on the first try, but comments are ok.</p>
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<p>> destroy GOP institutions, start with country clubs and sinking private (…)<p>Wouldn’t that validate the rhetoric that Democrats have the same methods as the Nazis: Threats, destruction, (racial preference), and social censorship?</p>
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<p>Beautiful, it’s nice, but the polished user experience was the ultimate argument.<p>- Raising the lid of the laptop and the base wouldn’t stick and fall off on the desk,<p>- A single-button click,<p>- A Cmd+C to copy and Ctrl+C for the interruption 7 in the terminal,<p>But now you have to configure that, yes, activate the right-click; yes, activate the three-finger click (wtf, 3 fingers); yes, activate the swipe-across-desktops on the magic mouse, all those items were selling points, so they should have studied the <i>best</i> behavior and implemented it by default on all deployments. But that requires studies, aesthetics, and a taste that only Steeve Jobs had, otherwise everything becomes an option. That’s right, I’m going to paraphrase Jobs’ argument against the 1990ies Microsoft:<p><i>The problem with Apple is they have no taste.</i></p>
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<p>> MacBook Neo features two USB-C ports for connecting accessories or an external display[5]. Both ports can be used for charging. MacBook Neo also includes a headphone jack for wired audio.<p>> [5] MacBook Neo features two USB-C ports — USB 3 (left) and USB 2 (right). External display connectivity supported on left USB 3 port only.<p>So, 1 display. Note that there’s probably already $100 of dongles on top of a Mac price, but at least this one would be an excellent fit for my father.</p>
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<p>That is the joke, I think. The game is to touch anything and try to not make the rest fall
down.</p>
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<p>You’ve just resolved a problem I had. I had this problem on a search engine, but I made it as a “v2”. And I told customers to switch to v2. And you know the v2 problem: Discrepancies that customers like. So both versions have fans, but we really need to pull the plug on v1. You’ve just solved it: I should have indexed even records with v1, odd records with v2. Then only I would know which engine was used.</p>
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