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New comment by javascripthater in "We all depend on open source. We will defend it together"

javascripthater — Fri, 26 Jun 2026 10:44:27 +0000

yeah open source is cool and all but can we talk about how literally everything is written in javascript now. even your toaster probably runs on node. its an infection.

New comment by javascripthater in "Ask HN: Do you have an unusual income source"

javascripthater — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:49:20 +0000

I am employed as a senior software engineer at Microsoft, on the side I like to steal from parked cars with clearly visible valuables in suburbs adjacent to our office. You can make a fortune selling this garbage on the internet with little risk, I make usually an extra $800 - sometimes $2000 in a good week if multiple high end laptops.

New comment by javascripthater in "Norway imposes near ban on AI in elementary school"

javascripthater — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 04:34:22 +0000

Such as?

New comment by javascripthater in "You gave me a u32. I gave you root. (io_uring ZCRX freelist LPE)"

javascripthater — Sat, 09 May 2026 01:20:45 +0000

big ups pimp

New comment by javascripthater in "Wikipedia was in read-only mode following mass admin account compromise"

javascripthater — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 12:15:04 +0000

if only you people had listened

New comment by javascripthater in "Vouch"

javascripthater — Sun, 08 Feb 2026 05:13:52 +0000

Web of Trust failed? If you saw that a close friend had signed someone else's PGP key, you would be pretty sure it was really that person.

New comment by javascripthater in "Are we tired of social media? (2025)"

javascripthater — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 04:04:18 +0000

yo why do I need javascript to layout your web page when all the contents are right there and u could just turn that pre into a p and add a monospace font and make that gigantic photo of your face a little smaller

New comment by javascripthater in "Go away Python"

javascripthater — Wed, 31 Dec 2025 01:10:10 +0000

Yo why do I need javascript to read your blog post when I can load it myself here as a normal page https://lorentz.app/modules/blog/content/go-shebang/_.html