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New comment by konfusinomicon in "Muse – Meta’s personal AI agent"

konfusinomicon — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:22:21 +0000

just wait til its got all the sweet sweet meta glasses data that is about to come pouring in.

New comment by konfusinomicon in "216M Spy TVs – The LG Smart TV Problem [video]"

konfusinomicon — Tue, 08 Sep 2026 11:44:49 +0000

there is a tiny physical switch right next to the power button on my lg tv that supposedly turns off the tv microphone. the remote mic has no such switch though

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Advertise in ChatGPT"

konfusinomicon — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 21:16:51 +0000

that kind of agility requires coffee, amphetamines, and copious amounts of IPA. the cyber-athlete electrolyte trifecta

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Italy's Bending Spoons, Owner of AOL and Vimeo, Files for Nasdaq IPO"

konfusinomicon — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:27:53 +0000

I guess somebody out there has gotta make the croutons

New comment by konfusinomicon in "RIP social media. What comes next is messy"

konfusinomicon — Thu, 07 May 2026 22:21:56 +0000

you must be fun at parties

New comment by konfusinomicon in "The X-Files has made me nostalgic for a time I never experienced"

konfusinomicon — Fri, 01 May 2026 18:43:58 +0000

for 200 billion you better throw in knowing what you know now in to the mix, then it would pay for itself

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Can you stop beans from making you gassy?"

konfusinomicon — Sat, 25 Apr 2026 23:24:38 +0000

can confirm. worked in a very small office with a guy who didn't give a damn. silent but deadly doesnt do it justice. between that, a single bathroom right across from the secretaries desk (the unfortunate lady she was), and the sound of coworkers breathing, it was unbearable to say the least

New comment by konfusinomicon in "GPT-5.5"

konfusinomicon — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:15:37 +0000

soooooo about Claude going down. we're gonna need you to sign in on Saturday and make up for lost time or unfortunately we're going to have to deduct the time lost from your paycheck. and as an aside your TPS reports have been sub-par as of late..is everything OK?

New comment by konfusinomicon in "PHP 8.6 Closure Optimizations"

konfusinomicon — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 22:55:31 +0000

not designed, it was destined

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Learn Claude Code by doing, not reading"

konfusinomicon — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 01:39:38 +0000

im fiarly certain the knob on the machine that controls length of redundant comments and docblocks is cranked to 11. it makes me curious how much of their bottom line is driven by redundant comment output.

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Police used AI facial recognition to wrongly arrest TN woman for crimes in ND"

konfusinomicon — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:18:56 +0000

iirc the dog was a dangerous animal and had attacked people and animals uprovoked quite a few times. didnt hear about it so not sure about the horses, but typically people dont just execute horses when they aren't injured or at risk of living out a traumatic existence. who knows, media spins and all that jazz, but I wouldn't hesitate to end a liability of a dangerous dog or a horse in suffering that had no chance of recovery, however reluctant id feel in the moment

New comment by konfusinomicon in "CERN uses tiny AI models burned into silicon for real-time LHC data filtering"

konfusinomicon — Sat, 28 Mar 2026 17:06:11 +0000

turns out we still needs more vibes

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Thoughts on slowing the fuck down"

konfusinomicon — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 22:32:34 +0000

same experience here. trust deficits so rampant i question if ive ever been right once in my career. dont forget the lack of the word 'iterate' in the decision makers vocabulary. and as soon as the word sunset is uttered you know your in for a bumpy ride once again

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Humans 40k yrs ago developed a system of conventional signs"

konfusinomicon — Thu, 05 Mar 2026 13:23:25 +0000

I like to think that bird song, evolved over millions of years going back to their dinosaur ancestors, is a language that encodes vast amounts of information that our brains can't even begin to understand the complexities of

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Using AI generated images to get refunds"

konfusinomicon — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 14:18:28 +0000

back to the blockchain!

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros"

konfusinomicon — Fri, 05 Dec 2025 13:30:55 +0000

its wabbit season I guess

New comment by konfusinomicon in "How Charles M Schulz created Charlie Brown and Snoopy (2024)"

konfusinomicon — Fri, 28 Nov 2025 02:15:43 +0000

snoopy is the perfect dog name

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Robert Redford has died"

konfusinomicon — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 14:34:13 +0000

my favorite performance of his! its a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time. so many anxiety inducing moments, especially for those who fear the ocean

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Hosting a website on a disposable vape"

konfusinomicon — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 14:05:00 +0000

living that cloud life

New comment by konfusinomicon in "Using Claude Code to modernize a 25-year-old kernel driver"

konfusinomicon — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 01:38:15 +0000

yes they do! those are the humans that pass down those lost arts even if the audience is a handful. to trust an amalgamation of neurally organized binary carved intricately into metal with deep and often arcane knowledge and the lineage of lessons that produced it is so absurd that if a catastrophe that destroyed life as we know it did occur, we deserve our fate of devolution back to stone tools and such.