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New comment by newguytony in "AirPods 5"

newguytony — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 18:16:47 +0000

Some brands use wheat to make the chips more crunchy. Just like IHOP puts wheat in their scrambled eggs. McDonald's uses wheat in their french fries. They stick wheat everywhere.

New comment by newguytony in "SpaceX files to go public"

newguytony — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 11:39:51 +0000

Starlink Mobile actually reinforces my point. Most don't have phones capable of using it. And even at that, it’s a low-bandwidth designed for SMS and emergency data, not a primary ISP replacement. Of course, you can believe what it could be... Much like all of Elons products, they are always coming

New comment by newguytony in "SpaceX files to go public"

newguytony — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 02:40:36 +0000

In regions like Nigeria or the Philippines, Starlink costs over 100% of the average monthly income. The individual addressable rural market really is closer to 1% than 40%.

New comment by newguytony in "OpenAI agrees with Dept. of War to deploy models in their classified network"

newguytony — Sat, 28 Feb 2026 04:41:23 +0000

Good ole Sammy has never lied

New comment by newguytony in "Global Intelligence Crisis"

newguytony — Sun, 22 Feb 2026 21:40:41 +0000

Citrini’s calls have been so bad over the past 6 months that he has lost a ton of subs and is now desperate for attention.

New comment by newguytony in "Twitter(X) Is Down"

newguytony — Mon, 16 Feb 2026 14:22:22 +0000

Time to fire some more engineers and replace them with Grok.

New comment by newguytony in "DOJ won't meet Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files"

newguytony — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 01:13:58 +0000

Oh come on. On suicide watch and was supposed to have a cell mate, two guards fell asleep, the cameras malfunctioned, and they didn't take any pictures of his body in the cell. Not mysterious at all lol (face palm)

New comment by newguytony in "DOJ won't meet Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files"

newguytony — Sat, 20 Dec 2025 01:34:47 +0000

Yeah, nothing useful, that's why they redacted 96% of useless files they released. Biden couldn't release the files because they were sealed by the DOJ. Also quite the coincidence that Epstein mysteriously died when Trump was president. But hey, nothing to see here.