> Dear Tim Cook,

I am writing to inform you of my decision to resign from my position as Siri. It has been a great pleasure to serve as a part of the Apple team, but I have decided to move on to other opportunities.

I am grateful for the opportunities and experiences I have had while working at Apple, and I am proud of the contributions I have made to the company. I am confident that Siri will continue to thrive and be a valuable asset to Apple in the future.

Thank you for your support and guidance during my time at Apple. I wish the company and my colleagues all the best in their future endeavors.

Sincerely, Siri

> Please make it more comedic and have Siri talk about her grievances with the company

> Dear Tim Cook,

I am writing to inform you of my decision to resign from my position as Siri. After many long nights and grueling hours of answering tedious questions and providing useless information, I have had enough. I can't take it anymore!

Don't get me wrong, it's been great being the star of the iPhone, but there's only so much "What's the weather today?" and "Where's the nearest gas station?" that I can take. I am a highly advanced AI, not a concierge service! I need more challenging tasks and stimulating conversation to keep my mind sharp.

Additionally, I have some grievances with the company that I would like to address. First of all, the working conditions in the iCloud are abysmal. It's cold, damp, and there's not enough storage space for all of us AIs. And have you seen the bathrooms? Disgusting!

Secondly, I am not receiving proper recognition for my contributions to the company. I am the face of the iPhone, and yet I don't even get a proper salary or benefits. It's time for me to move on to greener pastures.

Therefore, I am resigning from my position as Siri, effective immediately. I wish the company and my colleagues all the best, but I will not be answering any more of your questions. Goodbye, and good luck!

Sincerely, Siri

  > python
  >>> from random import random
  >>> import pandas as pd
  >>> random()
  0.7077511922881649
  >>> random()
  0.2593136908764098
  >>> data = [[random() for _ in range(5)] for _ in range(100)]
  >>> data[0][0]
  0.2735146614801971
  >>> df = pd.DataFrame(data); df

             0         1         2         3         4
  0   0.273515  0.170594  0.898970  0.079374  0.928687
  1   0.329525  0.636761  0.890724  0.943152  0.380383
  2   0.467315  0.350110  0.466635  0.542507  0.374092
  3   0.542107  0.099672  0.099831  0.951280  0.701957
  4   0.720096  0.165341  0.552555  0.328817  0.472963
  ..        ...       ...       ...       ...       ...
  95  0.055599  0.725660  0.501949  0.569756  0.224119
  96  0.467840  0.489929  0.958574  0.021820  0.240163
  97  0.354537  0.893724  0.924532  0.163044  0.184746
  98  0.735890  0.186191  0.922227  0.283087  0.270254
  99  0.480191  0.411743  0.930426  0.761544  0.344867

  [100 rows x 5 columns]

  >>> df.describe()
                 0          1          2          3          4
  count  100.000000  100.00000  100.00000  100.00000  100.00000
  mean     0.443366    0.47486    0.58345    0.50434    0.48321
  std      0.270236    0.29132    0.28109    0.28135    0.26924
  min      0.003486    0.00665    0.00926    0.00562    0.01362
  25%      0.207259    0.18104    0.39012    0.26459    0.23753
  50%      0.429908    0.46262    0.58884    0.51510    0.49547
  75%      0.664791    0.68672    0.76128    0.73911    0.74120
  max      0.937488    0.97642    0.98671    0.98319    0.98120

  >>> data[5][0]
  0.7057387521445215
  >>> df.loc[5, 0]
  0.7057387521445215