<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Hacker News: roryirvine</title><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=roryirvine</link><description>Hacker News RSS</description><docs>https://hnrss.org/</docs><generator>hnrss v2.1.1</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2026 11:25:24 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://hnrss.org/user?id=roryirvine" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"></atom:link><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "Ask HN: What is your favourite Unix 'joke' program or obscure utility?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>figlet, of course<p>banner, as the grandparent of figlet and cowsay<p>lolcat, for colourising their output<p>pig (from bsd-games), for producing pig latin<p>dadadodo, jwz's Markov chain nonsense generator from the late 90s that seems eerily prescient in the light of today's LLMs<p>dissociated-press, a simpler version of dadadodo dating back to the dawn of Emacs</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 15:10:20 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48599521</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48599521</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48599521</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "The AirPods Effect"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>That definitely applies to me, but I'm not sure everyone is the same.<p>Some people have the TV on every waking minute of the day, no matter what else they're doing. Some listen to music or podcasts in the same way. Others scroll through social media whilst eating or walking or even during conversations with other people.<p>It's not a new thing, either - constant background TV was definitely a thing at my grandparents' house when I was a child in the 1980s. Personally, I find the idea horrifying but I accept that I'm a bit of an outlier!</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 11:13:35 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48597274</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48597274</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48597274</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "Tesco moving 40k server workloads off VMware amid Broadcom's abusive conduct"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>I did a gig at a Fortune 500 that had actually succeeded in entirely eliminating Oracle. Life was still miserable.<p>They lived in fear of something slipping through the net. So print servers were switched off because they contained an embedded Oracle JRE. And deployment pipelines that used Hashicorp's Packer had to be rewritten to eliminate the VirtualBox plugin (despite it not being used). Office coffee machines were looked at with suspicion.<p>Every vendor had to be queried, every piece of software had to be tested and have appropriate controls put in place. There were pre-emptive audits and endless compliance procedures.<p>There was so much work involved that any cost savings must have been fairly minimal.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 15:59:32 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48587408</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48587408</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48587408</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "Taxonomy of the Occlupanida (parasitoids on bread bag tags)"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>They were replaced by twist ties in the late 80s / early 90s, which in turn were replaced by tape fastenings fifteen or twenty years later - the main benefit of tape is that it can be recycled along with the bag.<p>As you say, the industrially-produced sliced white 800g loaf has fallen out of fashion in the UK, and only 20% of us will buy one in any given month. The market is consolidating as a result, with two of the three main providers (ABF and Hovis) in the process of merging.</p>
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<p>And their Dunnhumby division is a huge data consultancy in its own right, and likely the largest user of compute within the wider Tesco org.</p>
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<p>Mags courts are for petty offences, nothing like this. Contract law and Torts will be heard at the High Court, and transcripts are available via EX107.<p>The only exceptions are when the judge imposes reporting restrictions or anonymisation (unlikely in a non-criminal case as it's meant to protect the identities of complainants or sensitive witnesses) or for ex parte actions (which are very limited, eg. to cover an emergency injunction to prevent imminent destruction of evidence).</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 09:36:42 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48583002</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48583002</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48583002</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "Tesco moving 40k server workloads off VMware amid Broadcom's abusive conduct"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>At any one time, something like 90% of all enterprises are engaged in at least one multi-year strategic move away from an abusive vendor. In the tech world, these might be Oracle, Broadcom, (formerly) IBM, or (even more formerly) Computer Associates.<p>Typically you're looking at a year or two of discovery, audits and planning, another year or two to cover the main transition, and then up to five years of mopping up.<p>There are other near-ubiquitous vendors (eg. Microsoft and Cisco) who manage to be tolerated as annoying rather than outright abusive. I guess they take a slightly different view of how hard to squeeze their customers.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 08:41:32 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48582573</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48582573</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48582573</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "UK Brings in Full Social Media Ban for Under-16s"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Parents aren't responsible for the harms caused by social media services.<p>It's the operators who are responsible, and it's the operators who have the tools and resources available to reduce or mitigate those harms. So it is clearly they who should have taken action.<p>But they haven't, and so here we are.</p>
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<p>And what the fuck does he think a protest on the lower Newtownards Rd looks like, given the complex history & social context?<p>He's not thick, he's (at best) reckless.</p>
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<p>Presumably there's the tacit acceptance that Iran would use that as an excuse to continue funding proxies and launching occasional missile attacks. A return to the status quo ante.</p>
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<p>If charged, it would likely be as either forgery, perverting the course of justice, or perjury (or perhaps some combination of those) depending on the specifics.<p>If found guilty at trial, they'd be looking at a prison sentence as the abuse of position aspect would automatically mean high culpability. Expected starting point would be 4 years if an innocent person has been charged or convicted on the basis of the false evidence (which is implied by the report). Perhaps 6-7 years if multiple people have been. Very unlikely they'd ever be able to work in policing or related fields again.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 12:32:00 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48526606</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48526606</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48526606</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "There is a shadow hanging over this Fable thing"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>I'm not an AI booster, but in this case I'd say that pausing the rollout for mitigations (such as public education) to be put in place was the responsible course of action.<p>With the benefit of hindsight, you can certainly argue that the pause wasn't long enough or that the mitigations weren't sufficient. But that wasn't a view held by many at the time - indeed, it was mocked as a marketing ploy (and still is; see gp's post as evidence).</p>
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<p>And that entwinement runs in both directions.<p>The tech giants have been spared regulation and oversight, in a way that has allowed them to cement their position at the top. Not only does this enable the sort of egregious abuses we've had to become used to, it also stifles innovation and competition - to the detriment of everyone, including their own shareholders.<p>The USA risks trapping itself in a spiral of oligarchy, reminiscent of Russia in the late 1990s.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:55:13 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48506517</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48506517</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48506517</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "SpaceX's president is floating a Tesla merger as the company begins trading"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Yeah, it's all scifi posturing. Same with the "Optimus will begin colonising Mars in 2026" line that they were still pushing just a few months ago.<p>There's perhaps a chance that some part of it might happen someday, but right now the main thing is to distract attention from Tesla's lack of model development and SpaceX's much-vaunted AI business being based on reselling datacentre space at a loss.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:33:42 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48505458</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48505458</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48505458</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "SpaceX's president is floating a Tesla merger as the company begins trading"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Tesla claims to be pivoting away from cars in favour of producing their Optimus robots. And SpaceX's IPO valuation appears to be predicated on them being an AI datacentre company.<p>So I guess the "Musk plays 4d chess" view would be that there are obvious synergies between humanoid robots and AI.<p>Ugh. Honestly, that makes it seem worse than the purely cynical financial engineering takes.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:39:04 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48504780</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48504780</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48504780</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "A greyscale iPhone setup that works in everyday life"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Yes, Modes / Display Settings / Greyscale.<p>Having it in the tile list makes it super easy - make sure the Modes tile is near the top, so it becomes a single swipe to switch it on and off.<p>But app contrast is generally better on Android than on iOS (in particular, Google Maps is perfectly usable in greyscale on Android) so you might find you don't need to switch it as often as you might think.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 09:15:18 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48501741</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48501741</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48501741</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "Elon Musk's Age of Impunity"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>The USA banned Iran's Press TV as a "Specially Designated Global Terrorist entity". Russia Today was banned for "foreign interference activity". Other countries acted similarly.<p>It really ought not to be impossible to treat Musk's torrent of hate propaganda and incitement in the same way.</p>
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<p>It would also be a war crime even if it was merely reckless rather than deliberately targeted.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:49:17 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48489625</link><dc:creator>roryirvine</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48489625</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48489625</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by roryirvine in "Starfish by Peter Watts (1999)"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Honestly, I thought the Behemoth pair dragged a bit - I suspect it might have worked better as a more tightly-edited single volume.<p>(Sue Burke's Semiosis trilogy is worth a read, too, in a similar evolutionary SF vein.)</p>
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<p>A related question might be whether anyone is seriously preparing for whatever opportunities present themselves after the bubble bursts.<p>For example, after the dot com bust, there was plenty of money to be made in aggregating bankrupt or underutilised telecoms assets - endless duct shares, dark fibre, and networking kit which could turn a profit if bought cheaply enough in a fire sale.<p>Is anyone preparing to bid pennies on the dollar for bankrupt AI datacentres? I can see how it might potentially make sense to do so in places like the EU or UK where increasing data sovereignty concerns might make locally-based small/mid-scale private inference an attractive proposition if the capital costs are low enough.</p>
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