Hacker News: theboblonghttps://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=theboblongHacker News RSShttps://hnrss.org/hnrss v2.1.1Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:10:41 +0000<![CDATA[New comment by theboblong in "PHP 8.2.35"]]>I'm glad they didn't do anything disruptive, then. Like wind the world's CIOs up into a frenzy of FUD and bring thousands of servers down in a coordinated panic attack synchronised to the minute.

Imagine if they had just patched the code and rolled it out with an advisory?! Oh my GOD! Won't someone think of Sam Altman and his huge pile of debt?!

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