<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Hacker News: zxcvbn4038</title><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=zxcvbn4038</link><description>Hacker News RSS</description><docs>https://hnrss.org/</docs><generator>hnrss v2.1.1</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 02:22:33 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://hnrss.org/user?id=zxcvbn4038" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"></atom:link><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Jeep pushed software update that bricked all 2024 Wrangler 4xe models"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Allowing owners to choose when to install updates would address many issues. Most updates are uneventful, but I’d prefer to install them when I’m at home in my driveway rather than while road-tripping in a rural area, 90 miles from the nearest dealer, or rushing to meet a nonrefundable hotel reservation.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2025 16:01:05 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45559184</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45559184</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45559184</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Mainframe upgrade done with wire cutters (2010)"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Some NCR cash registers used this trick: they shipped with all the hardware included, but jumper blocks determined what percentage of the hardware the customer had paid for. As the customer’s business grew, they could purchase additional capacity, and an NCR service technician would visit to adjust the jumpers, instantly unlocking 25% more capacity. The actual limits were software-based; the jumper block was only read at startup or when a special code was entered on one of the terminals, and the software limits would adjust accordingly.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2025 13:30:03 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45092561</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45092561</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45092561</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "U.S. senators introduce new pirate site blocking bill, "Block BEARD""]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>The motion picture industry’s problem isn’t piracy, it’s just that they keep targeting movies at 0.02% of the population. If they want to sell more movies they ought to target a bigger demographic.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2025 11:47:47 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44755481</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44755481</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44755481</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Air Force unit suspends use of Sig Sauer pistol after shooting death of airman"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>I recently bought a SIG P320, and a week later, I started reading articles about it self discharging. =P It’s not like it happens all the time, but it seems that if the safety lever spring’s thickness is off by a thousandth of an inch, and the height of the post it fits on is also off by a thousandth of an inch, and you drop the pistol at just the right angle with enough force, the FBI reportedly got it to discharge once during testing—though officially, the results are inconclusive. Now, some law enforcement agencies are quietly replacing the P320 with the Glock 19. Personally, I’m keeping mine because it’s a great gun, and I love that 21-round magazine. However, I sent in my warranty card in case there’s a recall or something similar.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 23:00:50 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44677345</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44677345</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44677345</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "JPMorgan reportedly ending remote work for more than 300k employees"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Jamie Dimon's "office" is a 2,500 sq. ft. apartment on Park Avenue in New York. It's paid for by the company, and he lives there with his wife during the week. It's so hypocritical that the guy pushing hardest for a return to work is himself working from home every day.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jan 2025 01:26:18 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42670392</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42670392</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42670392</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "I had to take down my course-swapping site or be expelled"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>It sounds to me like the university is using the threat of expulsion to steal or coerce you into giving over your site. I think you just got the best IRL education ever.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 18:20:14 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42648380</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42648380</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42648380</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Alley Cat Remeow Edition"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>This is one of those games that would be great to have the source code for. I’ve seen dozens of people try to do rewrites or reverse engineer the code, but this one got further than most. The author of the original Allycat died a couple decades ago, so that little DOS binary is all we’ll ever have.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 09:56:24 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42439959</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42439959</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42439959</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Ask HN: How did you replace Teleport?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>That is too bad, Teleport is how I learned a lot of the crypto APIs in Golang. It also provided me with a glimpse into part of openssh which was never very well thought out - signed keys.<p>Since I was working in an environment where development teams tended to obtain root credentials from CI-CD pipelines and use them to change all the permissions on production servers or fill the storage with database dumps, I ditched teleport, ssh, and logins altogether! We followed the serverless model and there are no logins to any compute resource. The only way to bring data in is via unprivileged ci/cd pipelines or the application's API, the only way to get data out is via stderr or writing to a resource like S3. Nothing runs with privileges, there is no ssh, there are no admin-only access methods. Overnight that eliminated almost everything mysterious or unreproducible. No more permissions issues.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2024 06:22:56 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41876804</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41876804</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41876804</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "C++ patterns for low-latency applications including high-frequency trading"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>When I did low latency everyone was offloading TCP to dedicated hardware.<p>They would shut down every single process on the server and bind the trading trading app to the CPUs during trading hours to ensure nothing interrupted.<p>Electrons travel slower than light so they would rent server space at the exchange  so they had direct access to the exchange network and didn't have to transverse miles of cables to send their orders.<p>They would multicast their traffic and there were separate systems to receive the multicast, log packets, and write orders to to databases. There were redundant trading servers that would monitor the multicast traffic so that if they had to take over they would know all of the open positions and orders.<p>They did all of their testing against simulators - never against live data or even the exchange test systems. They had a petabyte of exchange data they could play back to verify their code worked and to see if tweaks to the algorithm yielding better or worse trading decisions over time.<p>A solid understanding of the underlying hardware was required, you would make sure network interfaces were arranged in a way they wouldn't cause contention on the PCI bus. You usually had separate interfaces for market data and orders.<p>All changes were done after exchange hours once trades had been submitted to the back office. The IT department was responsible for reimbursing traders for any losses caused by IT activity - there were shady traders who would look for IT problems and bank them up so they could blame a bad trade on them at some future time.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2024 00:13:06 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40911224</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40911224</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40911224</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Why do programmers need private offices with doors?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Private office with doors? I don't need an office at all, I WFH!</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 15:31:28 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38696824</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38696824</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38696824</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Tell HN: ChatGPT cut off date now Jan 2022"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>I'm hoping that one day ChatGTP will be advanced enough to ignore advertisements for me. Oh what will the world do if they have to go see a doctor to get an effective toenail fungus cure rather than try the four hundred clickbait remedies that don't.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2023 16:18:09 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37572195</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37572195</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37572195</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "What HashiCorp’s license change means for our customers"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>The problem with hashicorp IMO is that all of their pricing is apparently targeted at hedge funds and oil sheiks. I would like to buy support from them but I don’t have $30k/month to do that. I would like to move to a paid tier but that’s another $7k plus change a month. At that pricing level it makes more sense to build rather then buy. Compare that with AWS’s cloudformation. AWS support has a hefty price tag also but it includes every  service including cloudformation.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2023 19:16:23 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37092699</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37092699</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37092699</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Show HN: I made a MailChimp alternative that connects to your database"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Having your database exposed on the public internet so a third party service like this can read it directly is a very bad idea IMO. I get what your going for but the end here is some mom and pop getting their database compromised.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2023 19:05:28 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36838577</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36838577</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36838577</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Deutsche Bank's “dysfunctional” IT division (2018)"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Deutsche Bank was one of the first places I worked at, closer to its heyday, I absolutely loved it. But it has been in decline for years, and has a lot of management issues, and fiefdoms.<p>One of my favorite stories to retell is my wife had a job there also and she had a medical issue from a car wreck. Her boss said the bank couldn’t function if she was doing physical therapy two hours a week, basically fired her, all the paperwork was drawn up, sent to a manager in London to sign. The manager in London was “too important” to sign things so he just leaves it for someone else to rubber stamp in his name the next day. Meanwhile my wife goes across the street (literally), gets a doctor to sign her disability paperwork, walks it into HR - and instead of doing physical therapy two hours a week she was on paid medical leave for almost a year. Her termination paperwork did get signed eventually but because she was on a protected leave they had to throw it out.</p>
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<p>I think you have that backwards - Elon never wanted Twitter, he just wanted to see his name in some headlines and make people run around pulling their hair for a bit. However he messed up and put himself in a position where he had to buy Twitter for far more then it was worth and he was held to it. All the top people he fired day one were more then happy to parachute away - was the best thing for them. There is no way he will ever make back that 44 billion on Twitter, he’ll be lucky if he can pay the interest payments on it with what Twitter generates. More then likely all the people who went into Twitter with him will get deals on his other ventures and get their money back that way.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2023 20:03:22 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36472031</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36472031</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36472031</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Most tech content is bullshit (2020)"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>The biggest issue I run into is that developers wanting to put some one liner hello world example into production. There is no monitoring or logging, nothing updates the operating system or the application environment that runs in it, the hello world invariably runs as root and fails as any non-privileged user, etc. Any sort of database access reads the entire database on every access and loops through them all performing its own query logic - until the database gets too big to fit into ram. It’s a huge surprise when data gets discarded from memcache or redis. Over and over again I see these same issues.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2023 05:14:34 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36387536</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36387536</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36387536</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Ask HN: Advice on starting a YouTube channel?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Don't let Youtube be the golden copy of your video. They can, and often do, kill your account at any time without notice or explanation and you will have no recourse. Keep the golden copy of all your video someplace reliable like S3 and in a format where you can out watermarks and channel names if needed.<p>Have a separate account for Youtube then your primary e-mail in case they decide to shut down your entire account your not completely cut off.<p>Try to have a way to communicate with your viewers outside of Youtube. If the algorithm does kill your channel then often times the only way to get it restored is via social media outrage, and you need a way to ask your followers to be outraged. Fund raise via patreon, have a reddit or discord community, release your videos early on a different platform, etc.<p>Don't be afraid to refresh old content periodically - everything old is new again.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2023 03:08:28 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36277605</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36277605</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36277605</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Why did Usenet fail?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>Usenet didn't fail at all, it just went out of fashion after Google killed the usenet archive. Honestly, I think if we applied everything we've learned about http over the past thirty years and applied it to an updated nntp protocol then it would be quite formidable.<p>The biggest issue that never was never resolved was on one hand you have the people who don't want people controlling what they read and say - and on the other hand you have the jerks that want to abuse that. If you've ever logged into a darknet forum and someone has uploaded hundreds of autopsy photos anywhere they could upload photos except the "autopsy photos" area, then that is exactly what used to happen on Usenet. It's probably the same guy doing it. Though personally I think having to do the occasional bulk delete is worth preserving freedom of expression.</p>
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<p>This is a really awesome list - I'm proud to have seen all but two of them.<p>But I would also note that the 70s gave us both Star Wars ('77) and Alien ('79). Of the two of them I actually think Alien is the most significant because it was the turning point where we lost the rubber suits, army guys, professors making long winded explanations, and hormonal teenagers and started getting the darker and more serious sci-fi.<p>Disney's The Black Hole also came out in '79 and it is an enjoyable movie if you don't know anything about physics. It is a serious attempt at sci-fi and kept me on the edge of my seat when I first saw it.</p>
]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 14:33:49 +0000</pubDate><link>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36031975</link><dc:creator>zxcvbn4038</dc:creator><comments>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36031975</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36031975</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[New comment by zxcvbn4038 in "Americans have never been so unwilling to relocate for a new job"]]></title><description><![CDATA[
<p>My biggest fear about remote work is the trend will reverse and I'll be at a huge disadvantage trying to negotiate a new position. Though everything I've read seems to indicate the trend is here to stay.<p>I read that Jamie Dimon's office is a fully decked out apartment on Park Ave (NYC)  so for all his griping about remote work, he essentially works from home full time.</p>
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